1. Global warming will kill us all unless we do something about it.
2.Cow flatulence is the greatest contributor to global warming, more than emissions from cars and human industry.
3. I’m sure as hell not giving up burgers and brisket, so let’s look at a more reasonable solution:
Farmers in the mountains of France have successfully given Chartreuse to cows to combat flatulence for centuries.
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Original photo by Publicenergy