Strangest of coincidences: today at lunch my intern gave me a green glass pistol full of tequila as a belated birthday present, and when I got home there was a package from Billy Bob Teeth, Inc. and I have no idea how they found me or why they sent it, but the box contained a green plastic pistol that dispenses a shot of liquor one in six times, a la Russian Roulette.  What are the chances of being given 2 green, alcohol dispensing pistols on the same day?

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